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Why your team WON'T win the super bowl this season


Bills: Joe Brady isn't up to the task at HC

Jets: Literally everything

Dolphins: Achane is the only player that will keep them afloat

Patriots: Drake Maye is due to regress to some degree

Chargers: Justin Herbert isn't able to get it done when it matters most

Chiefs: Mahomes due to miss some time, likely won't be the same player he once was

Broncos: Bo Nix simply isn't a super bowl caliber QB

Raiders: Kirk isn't nearly good enough and Fernando won't play

Steelers: Mike McCarthy is just a white Tomlin

Ravens: Lamar coming off an injury riddled season will return to his choking ways

Bengals: The defense has improved but still not too scary, Joe Burrow will struggle staying healthy

Browns: I am currently winning the QB competition

Texans: CJ Stroud isn't good enough anymore

Jaguars: No real WR1 caliber guy for Lawrence to throw to

Colts: Danny Dimes was a flash in the pan

Titans: Simply not enough talent on that offense yet

Cowboys: Defense still has holes, plus its the cowboys

Commanders: Very weak roster will hold Daniels back

Eagles: Losing AJ will limit their offense severely

Giants: Dart and Skattebo will struggle to stay healthy

Seahawks: Super bowl hangover and lost multiple key pieces, including their OC who got JSN an OPOY, their super bowl MVP, and several defensive stars

49ers: The injury gods have started early this year, not even Shanahan is safe

Rams: Pukas antics will catch up to them sooner or later

Cardinals: They share a division with 3 monster teams, plus bad QB play

Lions: Defense has holes, including their top 2 safteys on PUP

Packers: Every year they're hyped up just to end up as the 7 seed

Bears: Calebs accuracy isnt there, you need consistency to win it all

Vikings: Kyler Murray is a step up from JJ but still not a great QB by any means

Bucs: They've lost so many franchise cornerstones and now Vita Vea wants out

Panthers: Last year was a fluke and they had a losing record, haven't done much to address it

Saints: Relatively mediocre roster with an unproven QB that people praised thanks to a few good games

Falcons: They don't have a QB

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