i genuinely do not give a fuck if this guy got 21 league assists this season 😭😭

bruno deadass statpads with man u but when portugal actually need him he deadass drops another fucking ghost session 💀

vice-captain btw 😭

ronaldo's making run after run and brunos fucking passing sideways, giving the ball away or crying to the ref

you read "most assists in the prem" and think they're watching prime lionel pessi 😭😭 but nah you're watching a professional moaner paying Fabrizio to make dicksucking posts about him

this donkey spends more time doing 🤷‍♂️ than actually creating any fucking chances

biggest fucking flat track bully i've ever seen

imma deadass wakeup to a spreadsheet tomorrow on x telling me he had 97 touches and 14 progressive carries

i'm watching the fucking game rn. he's so fucking shit 😭🙏