I was thinking about ideas for a mock when I stumbled across one thought. What if I made a mock where everyone actually controls a team in 2k? That was genius! No trade confirmation page, no dumb free agency post that takes an hour to make and it’s way more fun than just a boring mock. So this is how it’s gonna work. You sign up on this post, then give me your 2k username, I add you to the league, you select your team and rebuild from there. I can make it so you guys can sim your own games but not edit players or sim other games. If you want something changed, put it on this post so I can change it for you. I can see the change logs so if one of you finds a way to cheat the system or sim games you weren’t supposed to, depending on the offense, you will get a warning or a kick from the league and you must write an entire non ChatGPT apology post with a picture of LeBron James. Ik that the offseason might be a little confusing but I will give you all a heads up before the draft and if yo…

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Pistons immediately contend, 76ers blow it up and retool around Maxey, Nuggets mix it up, Rockets just kind of be the centerpiece of this deal and just be pretty and make this deal successful but 10 times worse…

The first game was looming nearer and the Asparagus still didn’t have a coach. The had been talking to so many coaches but none would except. They even tried OnFire’s close friend in hs Micheal Stauffer but even he didn’t accept!

At this point they were defeated, that was until the Assistant GM brought up Jacob Underwood, a rookie coach but a great rookie coach. They called him up, gave him the four year and sure enough, he accepted.

Now going into this October game against the Wolves they finally had a coach! But the first game against the wolves was a disaster. Losing by 30 points and the only scoring option they had that game was Fred Vanvleet, 24 points 6 assists and 5 turnovers. Not great.

The next few games were garbage. Got close on the Jazz but Brice Sensebaugh hit a buzzer beater to seal the deal and drop a career high 38. It was tragedy, until a call came in.

It was Mike Dunleavy of the Warriors.

MD: Hey OnFire!

OF: Yo.

MD: I see you need a center and you have a guy on…

This is the line in which I will do ur guys career sims

Shaquille Oatmeal

LeStephen A. Smith

Troy Haywood

Randall Paul

Mercedes Mercury

Lenny Leprechaun

Alvaro Carrasco

Duka Loncic

Hercules Williams

Sean Diddy Combs

Pranav Prince

Wilt Chamberlain

Tytus Blaylock…

Totems 1 win Stephcurrysalt 1 win…

Onfire1116 walks into the draft room and sits next to his colleague, Troy Weaver, previous gm for Detroit, now Gm of the Tampa Bay Sharks.

TW: Hey, OnFire. How does it feel to take control of the smallest team in the NBA?

OnFire stays silent

TW: Pshh, this draft is stacked anyway so we will see who gets the better team I guess.

In a matter of time, the draft begins. It’s the most stacked fantasy draft ever despite each team getting 10 protections. Troy smirks when he sees he has the first pick. TW goes first with Jalen Duden.

TW: How did they let this guy go?? I knew I was a better GM.

OnFire has a tough pick. He looks at the board and then selects OG Anunoby. Followed by a Desmond Bane. Weaver still looks confident.

TW: Let me get Jimmy Butler, and to make matters worse, Brandon Miller.

Troy smirks. OnFire cusses himself out. How did he overlook Miller!? It’s fine his next pick will be good. Kelvin Johnson goes to Albuquerque, followed by Fred Vanvleet. Weaver is cockier than …

Chapter 1: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/HjoKs1L4HDvh3N/chapter-1-the-start-of-the-asparagus

Chapter 2: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/gfyPTtlhs0mLfJ/albuquerque-asparagus-chapter-2-the-start-of-the-season…

Fanspo 2k League: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/iM7hCXva0buqR7/fanspo-2k-league

Player Career Sim: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/ZZ1jDIgrTy3Nzn/player-career-sim

Blazers Roster Reset Mock: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/blazers/p/u1JAqBAtlLYYEU/blazers-roster-for-reset-mock

Albuquerque Asparagus: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/Q-RiIcFgYe0f2n/albuquerque-asparagus-chapters…

Hey Guys :) Heres how this will work.

You will create a player, name, height, weight, position, 1 strength, 1 weakness, personality, and a star value from 1-5 which will basically be how good of a prospect you are, 5 being the highest. After you make your player, I will ask ChatGPT to generate your stats for each season but every single season there will be a twist. You can choose if you want it to be straight luck and the twists will be random, or you can make decisions that will influence the yearly twist. After your career is over, I will put it on a Google Sheet so you can view your stats.

Google Sheet: N/A

Players Made: https://fanspo.com/u/Onfire1116/p/xAkc7ODghWoDBm/the-line…

Leaderboard:

AAriniBucks 6 pts

Totems 3 pts

THEBEARD13 3 pts

KUMINGATHEBEST 3 pts

BobRossIsSoCool 1 pt

MYLESTHEGOAT…

Taking over from Totems

PG: All-Time DRose, Issiah Collier

SG: Coby White, Anfernee Simons

SF: Brandon Miller, Toumani Camara, GG Jackson

PF: JJJ, Cooper Flagg, Sidy Cissoko

C: Derrick Lively, Rob Williams.

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TB: Rob Will, Coby White,

Available: Everyone else.

Picks lost: 27 FRP via POR and 29 FRP via POR.

Trades.

POR recieves: Brandon Miller

CHA recieves: 27 FRP via POR, 29 FRP via POR and RJ Barrett

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Mem receives: Kristaps Porzingus, Cam Whitmore and Jaden McDaniels

POR receive: JJJ…