it probably falls apart almost everywhere but an interesting opportunity for Portland to farm all its growth out to other teams that need it and reset a fresh group.

Phil - sends Simons on to Orlando for some package. cleans its books and improves the roster with several players instead of one rookie and two painful contracts.

Mavs - address both their forward spots right now with great young forwards. honestly this is probably the longest shot of the trade, but it's also Portland's two best players.

Bucks - get four pretty good young assets and 3 of their drafts back. also exchange Dame's 112 million for a look at an expiring Ayton.

Spurs - Giannis, at a pretty high price, probably too high.

Portland - takes its foot entirely off the gas and invests in this draft hoping two of the top three will become all NBA players someday.

entirely unrealistic but fun to play with.