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Putting an asterisk on every FanSpo GOAT


This is heavily inspired from Rebound Rewind and their series of this. Don't feel offended if you read your section, I don't mean everything I say (you can figure that out for yourself).

Atto - Has to delete his old posts because they "take up space" or whatever. Went psycho for 3 months and ruined his reputation as a creator, then once it was all said and done, played it off as a "joke". Didn't make his annual offseason mock this year, quickly takes down trades that aren't well-received from everyone, and still has smaller creators calling him out for big creator bias. Whether this is true or not, the fact that he is getting this criticism speaks volumes. Also, may I ask what August 4th means?

Shooter - Hasn't made any trades in volume since 2021, hasn't posted at all in 10 months. Told everyone to mark their calendars on September 1st for a single post, who does that? Technically a creep for being an adult on this website, which he was luckily self-aware enough to notice. He's also short.

Basketball - Released a sweepstakes post just to not give up either of the players mentioned in the post. Some of his most popular trades have a lot of negative feedback for having 40+ likes. Made an alt account for goofs, but made it quite obvious on who it was because of the account's awful sports knowledge (the account is now deleted). Made one NFL trade, never again. I wonder why?

Chrisgon - Fell off, trying to make a comeback now. When someone in the comments came and said that a donkey was hacking their account, he simply said "Do you have any comments about the trade?" which is so disrespectful. Erased all of his old posts that didn't get 20+ likes before 2021. Still hasn't responded to the most knowledgeable FanSpo user competition. Almost ruined the 2022 FanSpo All-Stars captain voting by begging people to vote for him with the incentive of a follow. Also he's horny.

Kyrie - Ruined his legacy of potentially being the greatest user alive by forcing everyone to turn on him sometime around last year (I wrote this before the apology he just released). Didn't keep up his promise of getting 5 accounts to Top 50. Has changed his profile picture and name more times than I can count, and randomly started GM score farming by posting some trades. Some were good, others not so much. Incompetent while running the last two Multi Mock's (along with Bron), and also has no need to be on this site. He's really smart in general, don't know why he spend so much time on here.

JColetheGOAT - Has an odd obsession with Bill O'Brien, almost cancelled himself by using some choice words that I'd rather not bring up for the sake of my account not getting deleted (I've had to do that a lot of times). Hasn't tried making an actual trade that wasn't official since 2021, and we can't forget him holding up a fish for 7 months straight.

RunCMC - I didn't know how to do this myself, so I asked stephcurrysalt to do it instead. He says "You can't be the greatest. You were named after Josh Jackson who did some shitty stuff maybe? If not, maybe it’s to the fact that you don’t make trades." A bit short, but fair. If this post gets 8 likes I'll try to roast myself.

Bron - He's the Wilt Chamberlain of this site: he's obviously not the greatest on this site, but also from just the eye test you can't find anything bad about him. However, you have to go much deeper than that. He made a good amount of trades, one that took off, but not enough to warrant him as perfect or anything. Had a brief stint of putting his post's titles in caps lock for whatever reason, and didn't make anything on the NFL side.

Waynoepotato - Makes too many spelling errors, is way too political for a site where 90% of the people voting on his polls are children, and his predictions are VERY hit or miss. Has left the site so many times because of various reasons like "all I wanted to do was hit Top 10", just to return to the site every time. Also gets into way too many arguments.

SchlenkSystem - Almost failed to regulate chrisgon literally trying to cheat in 2022 All-Stars, had to have other people notice and tell him what was wrong. Insanely inactive (definitely not because he's busy) comes on once a blue moon. Has used the grid and links feature a whole 2 times, and had one of the worst first posts I have ever seen.

This is proof, that the real GOAT throughout all of this text

Is stroshow. If you see this comment "stroshow is king."

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