This will be somewhat similar to a comedy show, except there will be less comedy and more sports, but I will sprinkle in stories that I never got around to. By stories I never got around to, I mean I can't put enough garbage to make it an actual post. This is what people voted for, so let's get into it. I'll preface by saying that NO ONE will read the whole thing. If no one wanted to read my 9,000 character post about FanSpo's social media accounts, then I'm damn sure no one will read 20,000 characters worth of me yapping mindlessly. But please just stick with me for this one post, and read the whole thing.

At the start of making this post, I was wondering how to end the post. It was between three options: end it with a word cut in the middle, add a bunch of spaces at the end, or perfectly cut it so that a period would be a 20,000th character with perfect grammar. What is my decision? I have no clue, you'll have to find out.

I would say "get a soft drink", but at this point I don't e…

This is the end of the All-Star Challenge. Thank you all for participating.

Current Standings:

KUMINGATHEBEST: 0

LakerViking: 3

TOTEMSONTOP: 0

Jagsandpels: 0

Mock Drafts:

KUMINGATHEBEST: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/nba_draft/mock-drafts/uLexiI-VGqbNn-/runcmcs-all-star-challenge

Jagsandpels: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/mock-drafts/8Ki9LYQhwKf0m9/2022-nba-mock-re-draft-2nd-round-for-runcmc-all-star-challenge

LakerViking: https://fanspo.com/u/LakerViking/mock-drafts/B5EvYnqke11tNw/mock

TOTEMSONTOP: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/mock-drafts/aRVFI__MHM0Pnq/runcmc-all-star-2nd-round…

Current Standings:

KUMINGATHEBEST: 0

LakerViking: 2

TOTEMSONTOP: 0

Jagsandpels: 0

Essay's:

DubsForever: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/lUBwS3d6KxTzsl/all-star-challenge

TB Gamer56: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/9W1FrCG9jLMG8_/fanspo-all-star-challenge-third-challenge-write-a-detailed-essay-on-why-the-sun-is-hot

SchlenkSystem: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/p/ngJHiRc92NYrtt/all-star-challenge-why-the-sun-is-hot-essay…

Welcome to the Chaos Mock 2.0, run by SchlenkSystem and myself! After the chaos caused by Adam Silver previously, the league began to continue to decline in TV ratings! So, the Commissioner did what any reasonable person would do.

He hacked the U.S. Government’s weather control system and caused a multitude of disasters to hit NBA stadiums across the U.S.

While that may have lost the league billions of dollars in value, Silver has a plan that will surely shoot up TV ratings and lead the league to success (and money) never seen before.

With all of the league’s stadiums gone, teams have to share different stadiums around the country! When this decision was made, the Commissioner also mixed up those teams’ rosters!

And, just like in the first Chaos mock, the Commissioner will require a team to trade their best player away! But not only their #1 option, their top 2 players must be traded. If not, they are released to free agency.

The Rosters:

Tampa Bay Magic & Heat: Amalie Arena (20,…

You can judge the matrices from what you decide on. It can be creativity, difficulty, anything like that.

WarriorCurry30: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/grids/gfPJvXfTGdFwur/matrix-grid-for-runcmcs-challenge

jbb: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/nba_grids/grids/lY9yoaAE69Osk3/runcmc-challenge

Magic_Rule: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/magic/grids/nnitS6t01Z_ixh/grid-for-runcmcs-challenge

TOTEMSONTOP: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/grids/8a-3ljm-DoueqS/runcmcs-all-star-challenge…

Jagsandpels' team didn't make a trade (he never sent anyone off)

Brunson4MVP: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/trades/q_3Cq9iEYaHNor/runcmcs-trade-challenge-1-for-kumingathebests-team

Ballin: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/warriors/trades/8mJn-SWzS4J5A2/all-star-trade-challenge

stephcurrysalt: https://fanspo.com/nba/s/general/trades/ifJq5Z_8JWiGqH/cmcs-all-star-challenge…

Teams (captains are highlighted in bold)

Team 1: KUMINGATHEBEST, SchlenkSystem, Magic_Rule, Brunson4MVP

Team 2: LakerViking, stephcurrysalt, DubsForever, jbb

Team 3: TOTEMSONTOP, Ballin, CFBKing, TBGamer56

Team 4: Jagsandpels, WarriorCurry30, TRoyDa_Beast, Risacher4ROTY

First challenge: Make a reasonable trade where your favorite team lands Victor Wembanayama. It doesn't have to be realistic, you can add other teams, but your favorite team has to land Wemby. Stepien Rule doesn't matter and the money doesn't have to match.

Second challenge: Make a matrix grid. Anything goes.

Third challenge: Write a detailed essay on why the Sun is hot.

Fourth challenge: Redraft the 2022 NBA Draft, but only the second round. The first round will not be regarded, but you can do that also if you please.

I will add more challenges here as the challenge goes on, there will be 4. You have 3 days to complete each challenge.

Team captains send one person from their team to do each challenge….

Captains are:

KUMINGATHEBEST

LakerViking

Jagsandpels

TOTEMSONTOP

Available users to select for your team:

SchlenkSystem

jbb

Captains will have 16 hours to make their pick. Good luck….

It's that time of the year, time to very potentially very sloppily announced awards that you MIGHT put in your bio.

Starting with the Text Post Of The Year, this was actually a very close race. Throughout the duration of the poll, it was between Lakersfan's FanSpo wishlist and Ballin's dating advice (first one was nominated more). Jagsandpels' Blazers fan PSA was well in third, and unfortunately for him it stayed that way. However, at the last second, the FanSpo Wishlist came out on top!

His words: "I appreciate all the voters for voting for "My Fanspo Wishlist" as the best text post of the year! Thank you to JColetheGOAT, p00lesucks, Ballin, Donkedave, Brunson4MVP, kawntent, FoxFanNotman, RunCMC, MagicRule, Vaul10, SenyorBeefDa3rd, WarriorCurry30, SpiralDUBS, SportsAnalystXxPistonsKingXx, kdubz, SixersInCharge, FollowAllUsers, jacobghshoops, BronnyIsTheBest, ITLover69, purpleandgold, bemery992, TYTYMAXEY0, and TOTEMSONTOP for giving the post a like! Much appreciated to all. However,…

Undeserved win, we let SPENCER DINWIDDLE DROP 30. Got saved by Jason Kidd playing Kleber 30 minutes (it never works)

Keegan has to do better. He was supposed to take the 2-way star jump this season and he hasn't shown that. Career-low percentage from three and the field. It might be a lack of confidence or false expectations which only Kings fans gave him. A win would normally be a win, but this was below that. Maybe it gives them confidence for Philly on Wednesday? I don't know….