1984 DRAFT RECAP EVERYBODY

No 1 ROCKETS PICK "Hakeemy Olyjewan???" Bro this dude is a certified bust why would Houston take him? This dude played soccer in Nigeria no way he can be good at basketball man

No 2 BLAZERS PICK Sam Bowie This dude is the future of the league man he is going to bring relevancy back to the NBA with Larry and Magic man he should have gone number 1.

No 3 BULLS PICK "Michael Jackson" Who the HEE HEE is this dude bro the Bulls are so dumb man this bro is a scrub 😭 Bulls fans I'm sorry this dude is not your future you should have drafted someone else here he's so over hyped man.

No 4 MAVERICKS PICK Sam Perkins Dude I'm so glad the Mavericks didn't sell here. MATTER OF FACT, the Mavs have the best front office IN SPORTS. I said it. This guy is the best big man in this draft.

No 5 76ERS PICK Charles Barkley This Auburn chunky dude is a waste of a pick man smh he won't be an MVP I GUAARANNNTEEE.