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Ranking Every NBA Team Based Off Of How Much I Like Them


If this becomes a trend, so be it. If you steal this idea, go ahead. Credit me if you want.

If I offended you, I'm sorry.

30: Utah Jazz

Can't stand 99% of their fans. Plus I barely know half their roster.

29: Los Angeles Lakers

They're almost behind Utah because their fans are even worse somehow, but I can respect their roster.

28: Toronto Raptors

I just don't like them. Plus this is also my mom's least favorite team for it "not being in the US."

27: Brooklyn Nets

They make too many trades. That's the only reason I can give you for why I don't like the Nets.

26: Dallas Mavericks

Luka's the only reason this team isn't last. Unenjoyable fans, unenjoyable basketball, toxic environment, and more.

25: New York Knicks

I don't like the city. I also don't like the environment. Simple as that.

24: Los Angeles Clippers

Congrats Clipper fans, you're more enjoyable to talk to than Laker fans! On a serious note though, its getting repetitive hearing them say they're winning the championship every year. Have some realistic expectations.

23: Detroit Pistons

Definitely one of the fanbases of all-time.

22: Boston Celtics

Bad fanbase, good basketball. Evens out.

21: Minnesota Timberwolves

It is hard watching them play. Hopefully they fix up the roster.

20: Chicago Bulls

It is tough watching them play. I'm hoping for their comeback, but until then I'm not watching a single game of them.

19: OKC Thunder

A few years ago, they would've been bottom 5. Now though, its fun watching them play. The problem is thei offseason. We just wait for nothing every season with them.

18: Golden State Warriors

With how I talk to Warrior fans on this site, you would've thought I'd put them at 31st. But their style of basketball is something I've grown accustomed to, and I love it.

17: Cleveland Cavaliers

So tough watching them in the 2nd half of the season. First half they do so good, then the entire second half is just "where has the time gone?"

16: New Orleans Pelicans

Same ordeal with the Cavs, except they're more fun to watch in a vacuum and more annoying to follow. Balances out in the end.

15: Memphis Grizzlies

Another perfect middleground. Terrible environment, top 5 playstyle and fans.

14: Philadelphia 76ers

My last Atlantic team. They're so tough to watch in the playoffs. Embiid, you're the MVP, stop losing in the second round!

13: Orlando Magic

Can't wait to put them Top 5 is 2 years. This team has so much potential. I hope they don't ruin it like at the beginning of their franchise.

12: Denver Nuggets

Like Golden State, their playstyle is addicting to watch. Jokic does things so smoothly and seamlessly on the court.

11: Miami Heat

Jimmy Butler is a great basketball player. I can't believe he gets slept on every year

10: San Antonio Spurs

Would've been bottom 10 if not for Victor. Can't wait to watch them.

9: Washington Wizards

Bradley Emmanuel Beal Sr.

8: Atlanta Hawks

Great team. Trae Young is cool.

7: Indiana Pacers

Tyrese Haliburton is a spectacle to watch. Chris Duarte has potential. Ben Mathurin is him. Myles Turner is the center everyone needs. How can you not like this team?

6: Houston Rockets

My favorite Southwest team. A few years ago, this would be Top 3, but I digress. Still a solid team that I can watch whenever I'm bored (if they're on national TV)

5: Phoenix Suns

I think I'm the one person that can stand their toxicity. Booker's fun to watch, KD's highlights are spectacular, and I wish this team meshed better as a whole.

4: Milwaukee Bucks

My favorite Central team. Giannis is one of my favorite players in the league. Khris Middleton is a great pure scorer, and Jrue Holiday can do everything (if he wants to)

3: Portland Trail Blazers

My favorite Northwest team. Dame is my second-favorite player in the league. So much fun to watch, especially when he's hot from 3

2: Charlotte Hornets

My favorite Southeast team. Lamelo Ball is fun to watch. Miles Bridges when he's not busy with drugs and other stuff is a walking highlight reel. Its a shame that they're falling apart.

1: Sacramento Kings

They've been my favorite team since 2019. I also started watching basketball in 2019. It was close between them and Charlotte before last season, but now Sacramento's a clear #1 for me (because Malik Monk.)

Those are my rankings.

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