The first one kinda popped off so I'm back. Also this is the 500k GM score special that I give. I couldn't care less, I just thought it'd be kinda funny to to just say it was for 500K.
"How is stephcurrysalt and pepper shakers?"
Stephen Curry, famous basketball player, is not either a salt or a pepper shaker, let alone both
"What is KUMINGATHEBEST salary?"
As far as I'm aware, he doesn't have a salary, and doesn't get paid. On a side note, FanSpo monetization sounds like a horrible idea, don't do it zach.
"Does blocker_bears9 work?"
Everyone on this site is jobless (and then there's Shooter), so I highly doubt the possibility of him having a job other than school.
"Is guru offensive?"
If you consider dropping people's names for no reason offensive, then sure, go ahead. Call him offensive all you want. However, on a spectrum of offensiveness, he's on the lower end for sure.
"Is swagduck legit"
He just made a post about the first ever 6-team trade which was actually a hoax, so I'll have to say no. He's also a Yeat fan. Take that as you will.