So its me and my brother in the car, on our way to pick up pizza for ourselves. On our way, one of my brother's friends calls. His name will not be mentioned. This person was absolutely crazy. According to my brother, he is "the most vile person you will ever hear of" and he has a solid point after what I heard. He picked up, and yelled at the car screen "Ay. I'm on speaker with my brother. Don't say anything stupid." And this person, with the most sarcastic voice ever, says to the speaker "Hey who's your favorite homos*xual person?". Me, sadly knowing what this meant started dying of laughter because irony = ha. My brother immediately hung up, because he didn't want any more nonsense from him (as he should.)

I am now traumatized.