I put this in a Kenny comment section a few years ago, and I'll say it again: John Stockton's steals record is going down. By the time I'm done with it, I will hold the all-time steals record. This will require hard work and dedication on my part. Use this post to hold me accountable 20 years down the line and make sure I fulfill my destiny. No, you haven't heard of me in real life, I have a LONG way to go to even make the JV team at my school, but I must get there and so much farther.