TORONTO:

Raptors go to the 4 star restaurant Anférno craving some offense. Portland agrees to pay for dinner, and they order the famous Poeltl de Gras. It comes with free seconds, Gary Payton the Second that is. Those seconds will certainly defend them from any returning hunger later. After their meal, Toronto gets a strong, dark drink called a Bari Walker to cleanse their palette and make them feel even better after such a well rounded meal.

PORTLAND:

The Blazers are head over heels for what Toronto has to offer, and doesn't mind paying a modest amount for it, just hoping Toronto doesn't order anything too expensive. When Portland offers to pay, Toronto is quick to take them up on it. All in all, Toronto seems like the one, even if it does mean putting up with some extra quirks. Portland tips the waiter as well as paying for the meal.

SAN ANTONIO:

The Spurs are the maitre de of the restaurant, well off with the nightly tips, but seeing such a promising couple in Toronto and Portland, they decide to help make their night one to remember and wait their table. The price Portland will pay for the Poeltl de Gras perfectly makes up for the money they lost when former waiter Joshua ran off with it. San Antonio is satisfied with their cut and pleased with aiding in a happy union. Portland leaves a perfectly appropriate tip that should help them hire a much more reputable waiter.

It remains to be seen what will become of the couple, but they certainly got off to a healthier start after their one-sided fling a few years ago.