TitleJoey and Guppy Season Intros
TV beeps and cuts on
With the first pick the Pelicans select
DARREN MARTIN JR OTHER WISE AS DMJ
DMJ:Its rlly an hono-
TV cuts off
AS:In P00le we trust
Woj:Whats going on boss
AS:I'm not gonna watch the draft I want them to surprise me
At the Commentary table after the draft
Kumingathebest:So this news is shocking DMJ went first do you agree with these picks
Totems:WHY DID MY TEAM DO THAT THIS DRAFT IS RIGGED
KTB:Atleast you got a good player DYLAN STAR IS GOOD WARRIORS DIDNT GET ANYTHING
TOT:WHAT GM WALKS INTO THE DRAFT AND SAYS OH I WANT DYLAN STAR WITH THE SECOND PICK IN THE FREAKING DRAFT
KTB:Stop yelling you're hurting all the 70 year olds
TOT:Times like this is the perfect time to be a Pelicans fan
KTB:Anyways welcome our special guest
TOT AND KTB:HALI4MVP
H4M:Thx thx
KTB:aight Hali we know you're a fan of a team that just got JJ Jerrett AND Jimbo Jerome how does it feel to have them on your team
H4M:thats 5 J's wow
TOT:Focus on the question
H4M:Mb it feels mid we not gonna be the best that combo with Hali and Siakam might cook though
KTB:Anyways let's cover the 4th pick another player that the mavs could've picked over Dylan
TOT:Why am I catching Shots
KTB:Idk P00LESUCKS must be so happy to have Chao on his team
P0S:I am rlly
KTB:When did you get here
P0S:When do you think
KTB:Idc and Idk but you're staying now
TOT:Thunder selected Izaiah Tshiebwe with the 5th pick
KTB:Another one the mavs could've selected over dylan
TOT:bro shut up
KTB:Lets talk abt it with a former thunder player
Calls KD
KD:What
KTB:what do you think abt the edition of Izaiah Tshiebwe to the thunder
KD:Cool
Hangs up
TOT:Idc bout that Heat get Guppy we talked with Brunson4MVP,his agent yesterday
KTB:Lets call him
Calls Brunson4MVP
B4M:What
H4M:How does it feel to have guppy on the heat now
B4M:Great, We've been looking forward to getting him on a team. Guppy is gonna be better than herro and bam already in the first season
H4M:Be so fr 7 game series Pacers smoke
B4M:Cap
H4M:nahhhh I got 3 J's on my team Jarace,JJ,and Jimbo. I'm J cubed,You not doing anything when I run up with the triple J's
B4M:We got Guppy though
KTB:Moving on from their yapping session
76ers get Imani Jay
TOT:I was their GM once
KTB:Cool anyways Imani is obv a steal here just don't get into some gun trouble and he's fine
Drops his script
KTB:Technical Difficulties
Picks it up
KTB:Anyways the Wolves got Drazen Gagic
P0S:Imma go back to my scouting now
KTB:Idk where you came from in the first place so bye
P00le leaves and AS walks in
AS:Y'all are past time its time for a new show
H4M:But Why
AS:Get out! I'm the leader not here im the eagle in the sky here not yall Hawks
KTB:You must be a bald eagle
Everyone leaves
AS:You're lucky you're the only reason NBA commentators are a thing
Woj:The season openers are in a week get ready
In a week
Woj:You ready
AS:You should've told me to get ready
SEASON OPENER HEAT @ LAKERS
2 minutes left
AD backing down Bam
Kicks it out to Reaves
GUPPY WITH THE STEAL
And Guppy pull up 3 AND THE FOUL BY AD AND THE SHOT
GSJ:These Lakers kids are weak! I have JHS guarding me thats laughable
Sinks the free throw
JHS DOWN THE COURT
JHS:ISO ISO
GSJ:Try it buddy
Guppy gets the steal but Blake Hendrickson gets the poked ball
GSJ:They were so scared of that iso they sent backup to double team when they were on offense🤣
BH:Nobody is scared of you
Blake sinks the 3 a rare one as he has a 28 percent from 3 in college
12 seconds
GSJ:Nobody is scared right
Between the legs, Tim Hardaway Cross,Behind the back,Snatchback
The shot is up and..........
IN
KTB:35,5,10 ON THE NIGHT FOR GUPPYYYYYYYY
SEASON OPENER 2: HAWKS @ CAVS
Joey Reaves hit a 3 with 25 seconds left
Ace Bailey answers back with a dunk on the other side postering Looney
Joey Reaves with the ball and quick fire passes to young
STOLEN BY MITCHELL AND HE GOES DOWN COURT CAVS LEAD BY 2 102 - 104
HES BOUT TO JAM IT
Joey:Says who
BLOCKED BY REAVES, YOUNG WITH THE BOARD
YOUNG GUARDED BY JACK WHITE
HE GOES FOR THE 3 BLOCKED BY WHITE
BOARD BY REAVES THEN HE GOES FOR 3
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
KTB:These rookies are insane
TOT:No duhhhhhh
KTB:😑😐
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