Welcome back to Stephon Vortex’s super unserious awards! Here you would find some even more unserious awards that REALLY should never exist.
★ ABOTY / Airballer of the Year ★
This season, we have 3 candidates.
Steven Adams → Houston Rockets 🇳🇿
Nicolas Batum → Los Angeles Clippers 🇫🇷
Giannis Antetokumpo → Milwaukee Bucks 🇬🇷
And the winner of the ABOTY is… Steven Adams. He has the most airballs this season with most of them coming from the free-throw line with an average of 58% 😬
★ PCOTY / Post-Season Choker Of The Year ★
This season, we have 3 candidates.
Chet Holmgren → Oklahoma City Thunder 🦩
Kon Knueppel → Charlotte Hornets 🐝
Jalen Duren → Detroit Pistons 🐕
And the winner of the PCOTY is… Chet Holmgren. In a legacy-defining Game 7 with a trip to the NBA Finals on the line, Holmgren played what analysts called the worst game of his life—scoring just 4 points on 2 shot attempts the entire game. 😳
★ PPOTY / Post-Season Player Of The Year ★
This season, we have 3 candidates.
Karl Anthony-Towns → New York Knicks 🐱
Jalen Brunson → New York Knicks 🗽
Donovan Mitchell → Cleveland Cavaliers 🕷️
And the winner of the PPOTY is… Jalen Brunson. Jalen Brunson has been the most dominant player in these playoffs by combining unstoppable high-volume scoring with clutch playmaking to carry the New York Knicks to a 2-0 lead in the NBA Finals. 🏆