At this point the wizards aren’t a real basketball team so they go trade for two of the gayest players in the league and sign a third in free agency. While they instantly become the best defensive team in the league, the team chemistry will likely go a multitude of ways depending on each player’s tolerance of gayness. As such Alex Sarr, the team’s only established star, will request a trade by the end of the season, thus setting a new league record for the quickest trade request ever recorded. I mean, who could blame him as again the wizards aren’t a real basketball team that has never taken winning seriously…