We lost the NBA Finals. JDub had a stinker and so did the rest of these losers. We all saw that clip of Jdub in the interview. He’s a Bitch and not suited to be apart of this dynasty. Like the great Draymond Green said, “The dynasty starts without you”. In this trade i decided to go after one of this biggest alphas in this league. A man known for his fierce menacing style of play, A man known for leading multiple teams to greatness, A man simply known as Miles Bridges. I know his name sent fear down the hearts of many reading, then sent a wave of confusion too. How would we end up getting such a great player? You ask. Well here it is. JBum, Shit Holmgren, Aaron Shittgins, and Alex Caruso, for Miles Bridges and Salary filler in Jusuf Nurkic. This trade is almost guaranteed to lead this shit poverty team into many years of championship contention. And also, if you’re still confused on why charlotte would take this deal, considering they get no good players out of it, not to worry. I decided to send them a few picks that i’m sure would force them to send over Miles.