Obviously its a joke, but is funny how Spurs actually have the power to pull something like this...
Warriors
+3 players ($44.8m) +8 picks,Cap Impact - $10.9M
-2 Wins
+46.34 MPG
-5.41 Off.
-0.96 Def.
Lakers
+3 players ($41.9m) +9 picks,Cap Impact - $6.8M
RT
$18.0M
2yrs
2026 - Round 2
via UTA2026 - Round 2
via NOP or POR2028 - Round 2
via MIN2028 - Round 2
2028 - Round 2
via DEN2029 - Round 2
via NOP2030 - Round 1
2030 - Round 1
via DAL2031 - Round 1
via MIN
ST
$14.0M
4yrs
ST
$9.9M
4yrs
Roster Moves
Notes
Sign-And-Trade Malaki Branham for a 4 year contract worth $31.9M.
Incoming trade value of $9.9M
Outgoing trade value of $9.9M
2024 $9.9M • 2025 $8.0M • 2026 $7.0M • 2027 $7.0M
Sign-And-Trade Jeremy Sochan for a 4 year contract worth $46.0M.
Incoming trade value of $14.0M
Outgoing trade value of $14.0M
2024 $14.0M • 2025 $12.0M • 2026 $10.0M • 2027 $10.0M
-7 Wins
+44.50 MPG
-8.43 Off.
-2.38 Def.
Suns
+3 players ($41.5m) +7 picks,Cap Impact - $9.7M
-4 Wins
-37.28 MPG
-4.05 Off.
-0.29 Def.
Spurs
+3 players ($155.7m),Cap Impact + $27.4M
+13 Wins
+105.24 MPG
+17.89 Off.
+3.63 Def.